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The Big Bardaid Book.
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Rrrants Productions
Rrrants Collective Books
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RRRANTS 2
Anthology number 2 from The Rrrants Collective.
Featuring works by many of the Rrrants collective
poets included on the Performers Page
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RRRANTS 1
The first anthology from The Rrrants Collective.
Featuring works by many of the Rrrants collective
poets included on the Performers Page
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QUAKING IN MY STACKHEELS’
by Paul Eccentric
A beginners guide to preparing for and surviving your
first public performance
By Paul Eccentric with illustrations by Barry J. Macey
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The Kult of the Kazoo
The collected ravings of Paul Eccentric.
Volume 1
The first book released by the RRRants collective.
“There is some very good rhyme and rhythm there” -John Hegley
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Out Of The Frying Pan
by Paul Eccentric
A series of four
fifteen minute monologues starring Brian Cant and Edward Tudor Pole.
Each tells the tale of one man's attempt to help those around him, with
the best of intentions, but the direst of consequences.
4 fifteen
minute monologues.
A Jokat
Audio Book
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Down Among The Ordinaries
by Paul Eccentric
"A Tale of
Sex, Drugs and Rock 'n' Roll"
Published by United Press Ltd
A hardback novel |
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Lyrical
Quibble & Quip
a poetry anthology on CD
by Paul Eccentric
31 pieces read by Richard O'Brien,
Ian McGaskill, Geoffrey Palmer & Jenny Funnell
featuring poems from Paul's live set and various anthology books.
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The Tongue In Chic Poets
2010 Anthology
“Reflections from Mirror
City”
A Poetry collection which
features the best of the
current scene in Milton
Keynes. Tongue in Chic is a
regular Open Mic Poetry
event which acts as a
showcase for local writers
and brings in professional
poets.
This same ethos is carried
forward in the book as local
scribes are found next to
some of the country’s
leading poets such as
John Hegley, Zena
Edwards, AF Harrold,
Niall O’Sullivan &
Paul Eccentric |
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Mark Thompson
(Cultural Chameleon)
Mixed Messages |
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Mixed Messages, a book
filled with personal and observational poetry....(Mark was) a featured
artist at Word-4-word at the theatre royal stratford east, Rum Punch,
Poetry in Motion, Beats rhymes and vibes, Poetry in the park and
Jawdance.... after appearing at Rrrants, Mark very generously offered
his book and CD together, at a much reduced price of £10 only through
Rrrants.com
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The Commuter’s Tale
by Oliver Gozzard,
Performance poet
Oliver Gozzard’s epic poem inspired by the life of the romantic poet
Lord Byron.
It’s a highly entertaining
page-turner which sees Byron reborn in the 21st Century as a
rap star who embarks on a voyage of discovery with a bored commuter.
‘Belloc meets
Byron meets Chaucer!’ Attila the Stockbroker
‘A rollicking odyssey
of joy’ Radio 4 poet Elvis
McGonagall
‘Shows initiative & a
sense of humour’ Chocolat author
Joanne Harris
‘I just couldn’t do it
justice’ Jeremy Paxman
‘A thriller in verse!’
Metro newspaper
‘A dramatic yarn’
The Scotsman
‘It had me hooked and
wanting more’ John McJannet,
Daily Star |
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Your Sax is on
Fire
by performance poet George Stanworth
is
a book of surreal and satirical poetry which
encompasses
Georges ironic look at modern life, all told in his own unique poetic
style.
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Rrrants Logo T- Shirts |
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RANDOM WORDS in a RANDOM
ORDER

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Rrrants Productions
The Antipoet CDs |
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The
Third album by The Antipoet
'Sweet as strawberries, as sharp as lemon barley water'
Featuring.. Anyone we know, Twitter Ye Not, Random words... |
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TIGHTS NOT
STOCKINGS
The first CD by... 'The
poetry
world's
finest exponents of beatrantin'
'rhythm
'n' views’
'This is poetry but not as you
knowetry!'
Featuring..Tights
Not Stockings, I Like Girls, 1420Mhz, etc. |
HANGING
WITH POETS
The Second CD by...
The act at the forefront of the new movement, with material
dripping in parody. They take poetry to a new level, with performances
as memorable as they are hilarious' 'The Stage'
Featuring..We're
Artists, Little Old Lady, Two Gentlemen Duelers. etc.
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Rrrants Productions CDs |
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Artificial
Melancholy
by Alain
English
Including:-
Snakes inside my
ears.....
The Greatest game of
all
Memories and Dreams of
Soho |
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Philfy Phil's Seedy CD
Track list
1. Dido Dies?
2. Al Qaeda Leader
3. 500 Pounds
4. Simple Song
5. Toker Face
6. Grumpy, Happy, Dopey, Sneezy, Bashful,
Doc and Sleepy
7. I've Got Body Hair
8.
Snuffed It
9. (Not) Another Christmas Single
10. Stairway |
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The
Periphrast
audio book narrated by Den Hegarty
by Paul Eccentric
An hour long audio monologue in ten
acts. Starring Den Hegarty, the play follows the demise of
sandwich board philosopher Daniel Vartes as he sets out to save the
world from the effects of his own nervous breakdown.
A Comedy
Audio Book CD
A Jokat Audio Book |
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"Splat That Spider"
By Jammie Sammy's
Sammy is very kindly donating £1
from each CD sale to the
Bard-Aid
initiative
Click Here to read a review of
"Splat That Spider" |
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R.R.P. £4.50 |
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"Strange and Beautiful World"
By The Caution Horses
The Caution Horses are kindly donating £1 from
each CD sale to the Bard-Aid
initiative. |
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R.R.P. £5.00 |
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From The Outside In
by
SUPERPENNIE
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"Me Speaking
English. To some sort of rhythm" |
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A Metal Plate in a Microwave
10 poetic offerings from
Helen Gregory
including:
Molasses, Teas Up, Treading
Gingery, The Feet ......
Helen is very kindly donating £1
from each CD sale to the
Bard-Aid
initative |
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